I’m graduating from high school tomorrow. What the fuck. How did this happen? Where the hell did the last four years go? I honestly have no regrets, and I’m not going to post anything really sappy right now, I’ll post that before I leave for college I’m sure, but it’s just a really nice feeling for four years to have gone by and still be able to hold your head as...
vonlipwig: vonlipwig: hey, whatever happened to franz ferdinand? the band, i mean not the archduke of austria i know what happened to the archduke of austria
eyeball-kid: my name is Francesca and I walked into a Francesca’s clothing store and they asked for my name for e-mails or something and I just looked at them like YES I AM SHE. Fuck you Fran. (:
mermaidsandmisandry: dont ask me about my favorite characters because i will literally tell you their entire storyline and cry
Bill Hader to Leave Saturday Night Live →
When Bill Hader leaves “Saturday Night Live” at the end of the season, he will take a collection of colorful characters with him.
codykru: everyone’s middle name should be motherfuckin
eveningowl: im-deadpool-god-dammit: I love how majestic the bald eagle looks from the side but from straight on it just looks scared and confused #literally exactly like america
papermochi: My talents include looking angry, even though I’m not angry.
collectyourhearts: the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
oldmanhoho: you know you’ve made a good pun when everyones immediate response upon hearing it is “shut the fuck up”
rodneykong: fun pranks: when no one’s looking shoot archduke ferdinand and start a world war
buttlicked: You’re bad at grammar? *pats u on shoulder* their, they’re, there.
melevator: I’m exhausted from all this studying I haven’t done